"Today I...........No, that wasn't me." -Steven Wright
"I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think 'Hey, maybe I wrote that.' " -Steven Wright
"Four years ago..............no, it was yesterday." -Steven Wright
I'm never speaking up again
It only hurts me.
-"My Stupid Mouth," John Mayer.
My days I've spent relaxing turned to nights relaxin' too.
A thousand eyes upon me, but my sights are missing you.
-"King of Thing," O.A.R.
And the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long
And you think that love is only
For the lucky and the strong
Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snow
Lies the seed that with the sun's love,
In the spring, becomes a rose
-"The Rose," Leanne Rimes
"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon."
"Our happiness is greatest when we contribute most to the happiness of others."
Harriet Shepard
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
-Samuel Johnson